Franklin Roosevelt actually said...

"Dreams of conquest appear to us as ridiculous as they are criminal."

"Whenever the remains of American citizens who die abroad are shipped to the United States, consular officers shall make certain that the remains are properly encased and accompanied by all necessary p..."

"This reservation shall be known as the Anclote Migratory Bird Refuge."

"it is ordered that the Tariff of United States Foreign Service Fees be, and it is hereby, amended"