Franklin Roosevelt actually said...

"I think most of us would agree that in the future it will be better to improve the instruments of progress than to discard them."

"The limits of the customs port of entry of Buffalo, New York, are hereby extended to include the city of Lackawanna."

"the exchange losses for such portion of the country may nevertheless be computed upon the basic rate prescribed for the country as a whole."

"the appreciation loss on net salary and net allowances, regardless of conversion, may be reimbursed."