Franklin Roosevelt actually said...

"Big waters are not the only part of our water resources presenting problems and requiring constructive treatment."

"I do hereby admonish all citizens of the United States, or any of its possessions, and all persons residing or being within the territory or jurisdiction of the United States, or its possessions, to a..."

"I do hereby proclaim that a state of civil strife unhappily exists in Spain."

"It depends on whose baby gets the measles."