Chuck Schumer actually said...

"the first of our two equity-building proposals, which is being introduced today by Senator Merkley, would give all underwater homeowners who choose to participate in these programs the opportunity to ..."

"I wish Senator Kyl a happy birthday. I guess it will be the last one as Senator, so your next birthday may be even happier than this one."

"That is great news. Thank you, and it will avoid Senator Collins and I having to pass legislation, which is good."

"Yes. I like the 'yes' part of that answer. Thank you."