Political Quotes

They said they had to repaint the pool and now they’ve turned the place into a swamp. They turned it into an actual swamp.

Mike Johnson saying the quiet part out loud: protect the powerful. Screw everyone else.

“There’s a valid discussion here about when it comes to the volume of an absence, what is our responsibility to our constituents in communicating around that?”

What he wants to do is create—or rather, not even create, because it’s already been created—but protect a class of impunity in America that says, 'You can commit whatever crime, and so long as you pay a check to us, we will protect you.'