Harry Truman actually said...

"I never comment on legislation that is not before me on the desk, and that hasn't been passed by the Congress as yet."

"It is a very great pleasure for me today to present these diplomas to these young men who have spent some time becoming experts in their lines."

"I am very happy, due to the fact that I am here on vacation, to present these diplomas to these able and distinguished young men from Maine to California, literally."

"Mr. Winston Churchill is coming down to Washington to have lunch--dinner with me."