Harry Truman actually said...

"I am more than happy to welcome you again to the White House."

"That is the mechanized farm age that has reduced the drudgery, and reduced the number of men that are necessary to produce the food that keeps this country and the world going."

"We must continue to improve the production of food, for food is the fundamental basis of a high standard of living."

"When I was on the farm--and I hope to go back to the farm someday; some people are in a hurry for me to go back, but I'm in no hurry--but when I do go back, I want to find things still further improve..."