Harry Truman actually said...

"It is a very great pleasure for me today to present these diplomas to these young men who have spent some time becoming experts in their lines."

"I am very happy, due to the fact that I am here on vacation, to present these diplomas to these able and distinguished young men from Maine to California, literally."

"Mr. Winston Churchill is coming down to Washington to have lunch--dinner with me."

"No comment. He is in the Congress and I am not."