Harry Truman actually said...

"I want to drink to the health of the first President of the Philippine Republic who has visited the United States of America."

"The district land office at Carson City, Nevada, shall be discontinued, and the business and necessary archives of that office shall be transferred to a new district land office which shall be establi..."

"Mr. President, I am extremely happy that you are not going home emptyhearted, and I am very sure you won't go home empty-handed, either."

"I return herewith, without my approval, H.R. 5508 - An Act to amend the Army and Air Force Vitalization and Retirement Equalization Act of 1948."