Harry Truman actually said...

"They can make any number of speeches they want, on any subject they want to, but that does not mean that it helps the relations with the rest of the world."

"And I will leave it to the gentlemen of the Senate as to whether it is the truth or not."

"I wish it were a fact that I was returning permanently to the scene of my former 'crimes and misdemeanors,' which have got me into more trouble than any man in the world has ever gotten into."

"Well, sir, I think I commented on that, through Mr. Short, that the amendment did not affect President Truman."