Harry Truman actually said...

"I never had any fear of bankers."

"You finish that education and get yourself a degree from a standard college--I don't care which one it is--because nobody can take that away from you."

"Always be kind to your poor relations, some of them may suddenly become rich some day, and it will be hard to explain."

"And I am still out of jail, they haven't caught up with me yet."