Harry Truman actually said...

"It certainly is a pleasure to welcome you here today."

"This would be a highly undesirable result for the future of both programs."

"We are most happy to have the papers that circulate among the citizens outside of Paris, let me say, to come over here and find out just exactly how friendly we feel to that great republic of yours."

"At the very least, average benefits from insurance should be as high as average payments under public assistance."