Claire McCaskill actually said...

"There's just really one old-fashioned way to do it; it's called 'put less in your mouth and move your body more.'"

"Well, it's not hard to find it right now. It's everywhere."

"It's an outrage that broadcasters would get paid to advertise something that looks like a--real news."

"These fake newscasts are unconscionable, just unconscionable."