Mike Johnson actually said...

"My constituents are scared because they're watching what's happening in New York City, and they know that the Shenandoah Valley, if they adopt the wrong policies, if they elect the wrong prosecutors, ..."

"Decreasing felonies to misdemeanors is dangerous and places the victim last."

"In short, according to this memo, if you hold a gun to a clerk's face and ask, 'Empty the cash register, sir,' we are going to take that and that's going to be a misdemeanor, no big deal."

"I apologize on behalf of the Congress."