Bill Cassidy actually said...

"It seems like this is an opportunistic infection, if you will."

"Wouldn't it be prudent to continue the program and conduct a study that actually compares students who use scholarships to those in the DC public schools to determine achievement effects?"

"Mr. Secretary, I know I was not in Congress when the original DC Opportunity Scholarship Program passed..."

"Now, I may interrupt, because I gathered that. And you are not from Louisiana, and I think we have the most productive fisheries in the lower 48."