Barack Obama actually said...

"We are living proof that education is the single best investment we can make in our future and our children's future."

"We will do everything in our power to keep the American people safe…with certainty that we can defeat al Qaeda."

"We didn't become the greatest nation on Earth because we just stood still in the face of great challenges."

"They are getting the oldest, dirtiest, and most air polluting trucks and SUVs off the road for good."