Barack Obama actually said...

"President Obama today announced the designation of a Presidential Delegation to Asuncion, Paraguay for the celebration of the Bicentennial of the Independence of the Republic of Paraguay."

"Some things that folks thought would not work, like saving the auto industry, have worked."

"And sometimes when I talk to immigration advocates, they wish I could just bypass Congress and change the law myself. But that is not how our democracy works."

"The threat of global nuclear war has become remote, but the risk of nuclear attack has increased."