Barack Obama actually said...

"The next president will have to deal with more than one thing at once."

"President Obama today signed a sweeping anti-smoking law giving the Food and Drug Administration unprecedented power to regulate how tobacco is made, marketed and sold."

"Michelle and I were saddened by the terrible accident in northeast Washington, D.C. today. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the families and friends affected by this tragedy."

"One of its major causes was a breakdown in oversight that led to widespread abuses in the financial system."