Barack Obama actually said...

"Sometimes they're going to go sideways."

"The United States, along with the international community, resolves to stand in the way of any tyrant or dictator who commits crimes against humanity."

"For us to be able to wind down one war, to be on the path of ending a second war...that's all a consequence of the great work that Hillary did."

"I am honored and humbled to continue to serve as your President."