Barack Obama actually said...

I hereby order, by the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States of America, that on the day of his interment...

I have beaten a brain tumor, bypass heart surgery, and many tough political opponents, and I'm going to beat this too.

The United States congratulates the European Union on being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

We have no stronger partner than Europe and are pleased to see it recognized for its achievements.