Barack Obama actually said...

"It is the responsibility of all of us, from mine operators to the Federal Government, to prevent such tragedies from happening again."

"Let us remember in our thoughts and prayers those suffering from natural disasters in Haiti, Chile, and elsewhere."

"President Obama will now choose a winner from the top three rated schools and deliver their commencement address later this spring."

"I measure progress by a different pulse: the progress the American people feel in their own lives day in, day out."