Barack Obama actually said...

"If we want success for our country, we can't accept failure in our schools decade after decade."

"This next provision is called the 'jersey shore up.' It reads the following individuals shall be excluded from the indoor tanning tax within this bill. Snooki, Jay Wow, the situation and House Minorit..."

"But I believe we can put politics aside and finally have an immigration system that's accountable. I believe we can appeal, not to people's fears, but to their hopes."

"Now, many are to blame for the reaction and overreaction that followed these comments, including my own administration."