Barack Obama actually said...

"This memorandum is intended to improve the internal management of the executive branch and is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law ..."

"What makes this country special is our ability to provide every single person an opportunity to pursue their dreams."

"It's an unbelievable privilege to be President."

"These are tough times for a lot of small-business owners."