Barack Obama actually said...

I hereby pardon Courage so that he can live out the rest of his days in peace and tranquility in Disneyland.

I am thankful for the extraordinary responsibility that the American people have placed in me.

Let's also give back to those who are less fortunate.

You know, there's certain days that remind me of why I ran for this office. And then there are moments like this, where I pardon a turkey an...