Barack Obama actually said...

"That's what science does."

"I offer my heartfelt condolences to Her Majesty Queen Sirikit, her children and grandchildren, and the people of Thailand on the passing of His Majesty King Bhumibol Adulyadej."

"I also want to take this opportunity again to pay tribute to Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon for his decade of service to the U.N."

"But Jack's calm temperament and intellectual approach to moral arguments perfectly suited him for the fight; he knew, after all, that history was on his side."