Barack Obama actually said...

"This is good news, just in time for the holidays."

"This is the real money that will make a real difference in people's lives and I want to thank every American who raised your voice to remind folks in this town what this debate was all about."

"I recognize that nuclear modernization requires investment for the long-term. That is my commitment to Congress, that my administration will pursue these programs and capabilities for as long as I am ..."

"In case you, guys, were wondering, just dance for the Wii. The girls beat me every time on these various dance games. You guys will never get a picture of me doing it because I get graded 'F' every ti..."