Barack Obama actually said...

"These agreements will support tens of thousands of American jobs, generate billions of dollars in additional exports, and help level the playing field."

"I'm pretty confident that Joplin will never leave you."

"The United States is proud of NATO's track record of encouraging and incentivizing democratization and stability through its open door to membership."

"A sufficient and sustainable ANSF will help guarantee that our hard-fought gains in Afghanistan will be preserved and is necessary for the stability and security of Afghanistan going forward."