Barack Obama actually said...

I'm the president of the United States and I'm opening for Jimmy Kimmel? I have the nuclear codes. Why am I telling knock-knock jokes to Kim...

We pledge to work together to promote the rule of law, protect human rights, and enhance coordination on peacekeeping.

Investments in better roads and safer bridges, these have never been made by just one party or another because they benefit all of us.

The U.S.-Japan Alliance is the cornerstone of peace, security, and stability in the Asia-Pacific region.