Barack Obama actually said...

Sasha and Malia aren't here tonight, because they're grounded. You can't just take Air Force One on a joyride to Manhattan.

Dick Cheney was supposed to be here, but he is very busy working on his memoirs, tentatively titled 'How to Shoot Friends and Interrogate Pe...

The rising cost of health care must be brought down.

Nominations sent to the Senate for various positions.