Barack Obama actually said...

"Today we have taken the final major step toward ending the discriminatory 'don't ask, don't tell' law that undermines our military readiness and violates American principles of fairness and equality."

"Republican senators acknowledging that revenues need to be part of a balanced package"

"I wanted to personally extend my condolences to the people of Norway."

"The one thing we can't do--cannot do--is decide that we are not going to pay the bills the previous Congresses have already racked up."