Barack Obama actually said...

"We have real problems in this country right now, and the American people are looking to us for answers, not distractions, not diversions, not manipulations."

"I love this country too much to let them take over another election with lies and phony outrage and swiftboat politics. Enough is enough."

"I never throw the first punch, but I always throw the last."

"You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig."