Barack Obama actually said...

"The United States stands ready to support them throughout these negotiations, with the goal of achieving two states living side by side in peace and security."

"We cannot allow partisan politics to get in the way of protecting the American people."

"This is a promising step forward, though hard work and hard choices remain ahead."

"I'm proud to announce that next season, they're planning to turn the centerfield bleachers at AT&T Park into what's believed to be the first ever edible garden in a major American sports facility."