Barack Obama actually said...

"I have no interest in just paying lip service to the problems we face."

"But I believe we can put politics aside and finally have an immigration system that's accountable. I believe we can appeal, not to people's fears, but to their hopes."

"Now, many are to blame for the reaction and overreaction that followed these comments, including my own administration."

"I got to admit, I don't know who Snooki is."