Barack Obama actually said...

"I am signing a small-business jobs bill that does exactly that."

"Concerned and active parents and guardians play a critical role in keeping our children drug-free, and they can demonstrate by example how to lead a healthy and drug-free life."

"This law will do two big things: It's going to cut taxes, and it's going to make more loans available for small businesses."

"I don't like mixing metaphors, let's start that over."