Barack Obama actually said...

"An estimated one in five women is sexually assaulted at college, and that's totally unacceptable."

"Thank you to all of you for making sure that your constituents are well served, but as a consequence, America is well served."

"Thank you. Please have a seat."

"I want to work with Congress whenever and wherever I can, but the one thing I'm emphasizing to all my Cabinet members is, we're not going to wait."