Barack Obama actually said...

I'm proud of my nominee, Sonia Sotomayor. And all those who oppose her -- to all those who say that there's no place for empathy on the benc...

Whatever. The jokes may not be as good but neither is the guest list. I'm just joking. For me, there's no contest.

I have to admit, though, it wasn't easy coming up with fresh material for this dinner. A few nights ago I was up tossing and turning, trying...

Thank you. Well, it is nice to be among friends.