Barack Obama actually said...

"I'm very proud of everything that my outstanding wife has done when it comes to healthy eating and 'Let's Move!'"

"This is one of the most undisturbed corners of the Great Basin region, and its topography is unique."

"I'm expecting people to save me a little sampling of the Barackamole."

"We must look back at Srebrenica with clear eyes, commemorate the tragedy, and learn from it."