Barack Obama actually said...

"I call upon all Americans to observe this week by participating in events that raise awareness of victims' rights and services and by volunteering to serve victims in their time of need."

"We must maintain patient control over these records and respect their privacy."

"My girls look at the TV when I'm watching SportsCenter and they see women staring back."

"I hereby delegate to you the functions and authority conferred upon the President by section 722 of the National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2008."