Barack Obama actually said...

"Please have a little bit of fun."

"If we have Osama bin Laden in our sights and the Pakistani government is unable or unwilling to take them out, then I think that we have to act. And we will take them out. We will kill bin Laden. We w..."

"Last night, as Americans learned that the United States had carried out an operation that resulted in the capture and death of Osama bin Laden, we... you know, I think we experienced the same sense of..."

"I think we can all agree this is a good day for America."