Barack Obama actually said...

"a big night for Barack Obama; a big sweeping win in the Deep South tonight. He's building his delegate lead."

"But I don't understand. If I'm not ready, how is it that you think you I should be such a great vice president?"

"I don't know how somebody who's in second place is offering the vice presidency to the person who's in first place."

"You've got to release your income taxes."