Barack Obama: “Congratulations on bringing a world championship to my hometown, the city of Chicago.”

I thought this was the South Side of Chicago.

She knew she was going to mess me up, and she did it anyway.

Every president here today, as different as we are, has tried our best to uphold the values that John McCain and Mitt Romney believed in no less than I did.

And there’s no reason to suggest that we can’t get through this one either.