Barack Obama: “Thank you, everybody. Let's go change America.”

In forming our union, the founders fell terribly short of the Declaration's promise, leaving slavery intact, allowing states to restrict the franchise to white men who owned property.

That was fantastic. I was a little tall for it.

For almost four decades, Nancy Pelosi served the American people and worked to make our country better.

She knew she was going to mess me up, and she did it anyway."