Barack Obama actually said...

This isn't an obligation. This is a privilege to be a father.

I am grateful for their service to the states of New Jersey and Georgia and look forward to adding their considerable wisdom and experience ...

In all that we do, we must be guided by that simple command that binds all great religions together: Love thy neighbor as thyself.

I have to admit, though, it wasn't easy coming up with fresh material for this dinner. A few nights ago I was up tossing and turning, trying...