Barack Obama actually said...

"I'm a little resentful, coming from Chicago, that L.A. seems to be getting all these championships."

"I am pleased to announce that I will appoint Julia A. Pierson to be the next Director of the United States Secret Service."

"And as long as the promise of America endures, then the world's hardest workers, the hungriest entrepreneurs, they're going to keep on coming."

"Harriet Tubman is an American hero."