Barack Obama actually said...

"a demand for these drugs in the United States is what is helping to keep these cartels in business."

"While today's vote demonstrates important progress, we must remember that much work remains to be done."

"We've got to have stronger border surveillance and security. That is probably going to be more of a combination of virtual borders, virtual patrols."

"Today I have the awesome responsibility of granting a Presidential pardon to a pair of turkeys."