Barack Obama: “Today, we honor the lives we lost 8 years ago.”

We’ve now fought a war, spent billions and billions of dollars, you know, put enormous strain on our military. A lot of people have died. And it feels like we’re back where we were before we started the war, except maybe a little bit worse…

And there’s no reason to suggest that we can’t get through this one either.

I thought this was the South Side of Chicago.

She knew she was going to mess me up, and she did it anyway.