Barack Obama actually said...

"I think this was a mistake. I think I screwed up. And I take responsibility for it."

"I have the utmost confidence that if these outstanding public servants standing beside me are working in concert, if we all do our jobs, if we once again guide the market's invisible hands with a high..."

"We're going to do health care reform this year."

"Over the next two years, this plan will save or create 3.5 million jobs."