Barack Obama actually said...

"We protected the investments we need to win the future."

"No one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than the Donald."

"When too many of our schools are failing our children, too many of our kids are dropping out of school, that's not a black or a white or brown problem, that is an American problem."

"I wanted to report again to the American people that we made some additional progress this evening."