Barack Obama actually said...

"I want to briefly update the American people on a credible terrorist threat against our country, and the actions that we're taking with our friends and our partners to respond to it."

"The people of Cote d'Ivoire deserve a secure environment for elections and for their choice to be accepted by all candidates."

"I'm disappointed, too."

"You can't have the keys back. You don't know how to drive."