Barack Obama actually said...

"Nothing is better at pulling you out of your world than having a couple of children."

"I think it's a mistake for us to somehow suggest that we're not going to deal with countries around the world in the absence of their meeting all our criteria for democracy."

"Tens of thousands of American jobs will be saved as a result of this extraordinary effort."

"I made it clear that I would not put any more tax dollars on the line if it meant perpetuating the bad business decisions that had led these companies to seek help in the first place."